The Tommy Cooper Joke Book: Compiled by John Fisher [Hardcover]
Tommy Cooper (Author)
Publication Date: 1 Oct 2009
You’ve heard of the lone ranger? I’m his brother hydrangea!
The other night I dreamt I was eating a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow had gone!
My wife just phoned me. She said, ‘I’ve got water in the carburettor.’ I said, ‘Where’s the car?’ She said, ‘In the river.’
I said to the doctor, ‘Doctor, I’m losing all sense of direction. What should I do?’ He said, ‘Get lost.’
I’ve got a dog, you know. I have. He’s a one-man dog. He only bites me.
“Tommy was amazing. He looked like Mount Rushmore on legs. He never said anything about real life so he never dates.” (Ronnie Barker)
“Absolutely fantastic. No other comic would work with him, he was too good.” (Barry Cryer)
Put the smile back into Christmas with this, the definitive Tommy Cooper Joke book. Including the pick of Tommy’s own extensive gag library, favourite stories and photographs.
Hardcover: 176 pages
Publisher: Preface Publishing (1 Oct 2009)
Product Dimensions: 1.3 x 15.2 x 21.6 cm